Friday, April 28, 2006

of boobies and factors

i think i might have stumbled on something.
if you have watched a show on TV that pits the contestants againts stunts and eating disgusting stuff and then the winner gets 50K dollars , you know the show about that factor that people refer to as fear...

For some time i have noticd that most (if not all of the time) the female contestants have big boobs. I am not sure why, but i just dismissed it as a luck of the draw. Then i also noticed that those with the bigg (yes is big with and extra g) boobs seldom win the 50K.

After much analysis, i have came to this deduction.
If you watch the show carefully, you will notice that there is a pattern in the stunts.
Typically (but not all the time) the first stunt will be about doing something in the water, then it will be followed by a second stunt which involve the contestant eating disgusting stuff and finally a third one will be stunts about heights or balance. not necessarily all the time, but i think enough for me to make a layman deduction.

so the questions comes to what does bigg boobs has to do with all this?
well here's my deduction.
I postulate (and i stress postulate- so don't go around accusing me) that since the first stune normally involve doing something in the water , having extra bouyancy might be advantageous to the contestant. I mean, let's face it, most of the male contestant are athelete types, the girls will not stand a chance if they do not have any help. therefore i postulate that the producers carefully selected contestants with advantage in bouyancy to even up the playing field. besides, having a closeup shot of big 'limau bali' bursting in the undersized bikini top couldn't hurt the TV ratings right?

then it comes down to the second stunt. (the one about eating disgusting stuff)
I also do postulate that the bigg boobs can come is as an advantage too. Why? well simply for the fact that if you are to eat something disgusting at a pre determined time, not having to look at it until the very last minute do help right. No point getting sick at the sight even before tasting. and in this case I strongly believe that having something to shield the line of sight will be advantageous. besides, a close up shot of the contestant jiggling (in some cases flopping) their boobies while eating something disgusting does help the TV ratings.
on a separate note: I often wonder how Jordan (and i do not mean the basketball player) paint her toenails.

finally the third stunt.
i guess this is the downfall. i mean a pair of limau bali does not contribute positively to one's balance and in most of the episodes, balance is normally key in the third stunt. besides, i guess the viewers probably had enough boobs by then ...
(on hindsight what am i saying here... can one really reach the point of having enough boobies?)

footnote:
I wonder if silicone floats.

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