Tuesday, January 17, 2006

some observation...

In the old days ladies wore dresses that covers them from their necks to their toes
In the 20’s, they start exposing their ankles with skirts
Then 50’s their calf with shorter skirts
Then the 60’s and 70’s, more legs with mini skirts
Just when you thought that it will go higher and you’ll get some goodies, the focus is switched to the different end.
In 80’s to early 90’s lower necklines ala charlies’ 3 angels style
Then 90’s the, some slight improvement to the view courtesy from wonderbra*, we have irrigation (read longkang). In other words help to accentuate the longkang.
Then mid to late 90’s steer back to plunging necklines direction, we have the JLo’s curtain she called a dress. Btw, is it jlo or jlow?
Again just when we thought that it will plunge lower and we should be reaching the goodies, focus is again, switched.
This time to the other ‘other’ direction.
In the 80’s pants were work at the same level as the belly button, but not in 2000’s. the direction it to go south.
2000’s we have britney spears type low cut pants. Again we think we are back on the right direction – ie. to the goodies.
Post 2000’s we see again a shift of focus. This time to the back. More a**. In fact so much more that we are starting to see a second irrigation channel.

So with these knowledge in hand, one can only predict that in the near future, this new longkang will be the next in thing and another weapon of mass deception in the form of a wonder-a**-bra will be in the works. Which of course serves the purpose of accentuating that other longkang and thus deceive more innocent bystanders.

*the ultimate weapon of mass deception – bush should have forget abt iraq when he talked abt WMD.

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