new year resolution...
Today is the last working day for 2005. So like most jokers out there the Webster is also thinking of a so called new year resolution for 2006.
So what will be a good new year resolution? Something cool so that when I tell people, they will go ‘wah lau eh! Sure you can ah?’
So what leh? What is a good resolution leh?
Start a journal? - Boring lah. that is what lonely old neurotic bachelor women (sounds way better than spinsters) do every night before they sleep lah. besides what for lah.
Start a blog? - Too late, already done that. Stoopid me, should have started this blog a bit later, at least can claim that it is my 2006 resolution.
Earn more money? – What the Flying F*** lah. I am already half dead trying to make ends meet here and wanna earn more money some more? You think so easy to earn money ah?
Become a millionaire? – *Look at the line above*
Adopt a healthier lifestyle? – hard to measure lah. besides normally people who suggest this to you are those people who sell those “food supplement” that you “take-one-a-day-and-you-will-be-healthier-because-it-has-one-million-vitamins-and-minerals-that-you-can-never-get-enough-from-your-daily-diet-which-by-the-way-you-pay-an-arm-and-a-leg-plus-your-other-appendage-for-a-two-months-supply-which-you-can-get-a-big-discount-if-you-join-us-as-a-member-and-introduce-our-product-to-your-friend-who-you-can-be-their-up-line-and-they-can-do-the-selling-while-you-get-a-percentage-of-their-sale-and-you-can-then-earn-money-at-home-and-retire-at-35”. No Thanks
Get laid? – done oredi
Be nicer to others? – What for? I’m already nice. Go ask Mrs Webster.
So what is a cool new year resolution ah? Which of course should be attainable….
Ah! I know! I’ll stop smoking!
Besides what good can smoking do.
Some more Govt is always increasing the tax of ciggies. Wanna increase tax, go increase on other things lah. Now force me to stop smoking oredi.
Also now since taking in this job in new department, the work colleagues all no smoking type one and some more make face when you talk to them. As if lah I got some disease or something. No more kaki, also so sien lah.
Some more, if no smoking no need to carry lighter in my jeans pocket and no need to have it poking me at the thighs. One hard piece of rod poking in my pants is enough, no need for two.
Some more it will be good for once to join in the Govt organized program. Namely Tak Nak.
Maybe I can even save some money.
So ok Lah… Smoking it is. I’ll Quit smoking. Come 31 st December, I will not smoke anymore. So if any of you see me smoking, walk up to me and give me a “you bad boy!” face. One caveat though, I think cigar still ok lah right. Cannot go so cold turkey at one go mah.
But quitting must have strategy one mah. My mouth and fingers will have all these extra free time. So what to do with them? More cursing and ‘up yours!’? I think I’ll probably do what most ppl do, eat more sweets lah. Anyone got any suggestion on what sweet is good ah? I oredi becoming numb of that black hacks sweet oredi. BTW, please also make your suggestion sugar free one. This year dental bill already bought my dentist’s kid a new camera phone (plus accessories). But what the heck lah. I baru remember that I don’t smoke one lah. so how can I quit if I have not started? So like this can consider already accomplish my new year resolution ah? I think can lah. good lah. new year resolution completed and done deal oredi. Can coast through the year with no pressure to accomplish anything.
So what will be a good new year resolution? Something cool so that when I tell people, they will go ‘wah lau eh! Sure you can ah?’
So what leh? What is a good resolution leh?
Start a journal? - Boring lah. that is what lonely old neurotic bachelor women (sounds way better than spinsters) do every night before they sleep lah. besides what for lah.
Start a blog? - Too late, already done that. Stoopid me, should have started this blog a bit later, at least can claim that it is my 2006 resolution.
Earn more money? – What the Flying F*** lah. I am already half dead trying to make ends meet here and wanna earn more money some more? You think so easy to earn money ah?
Become a millionaire? – *Look at the line above*
Adopt a healthier lifestyle? – hard to measure lah. besides normally people who suggest this to you are those people who sell those “food supplement” that you “take-one-a-day-and-you-will-be-healthier-because-it-has-one-million-vitamins-and-minerals-that-you-can-never-get-enough-from-your-daily-diet-which-by-the-way-you-pay-an-arm-and-a-leg-plus-your-other-appendage-for-a-two-months-supply-which-you-can-get-a-big-discount-if-you-join-us-as-a-member-and-introduce-our-product-to-your-friend-who-you-can-be-their-up-line-and-they-can-do-the-selling-while-you-get-a-percentage-of-their-sale-and-you-can-then-earn-money-at-home-and-retire-at-35”. No Thanks
Get laid? – done oredi
Be nicer to others? – What for? I’m already nice. Go ask Mrs Webster.
So what is a cool new year resolution ah? Which of course should be attainable….
Ah! I know! I’ll stop smoking!
Besides what good can smoking do.
Some more Govt is always increasing the tax of ciggies. Wanna increase tax, go increase on other things lah. Now force me to stop smoking oredi.
Also now since taking in this job in new department, the work colleagues all no smoking type one and some more make face when you talk to them. As if lah I got some disease or something. No more kaki, also so sien lah.
Some more, if no smoking no need to carry lighter in my jeans pocket and no need to have it poking me at the thighs. One hard piece of rod poking in my pants is enough, no need for two.
Some more it will be good for once to join in the Govt organized program. Namely Tak Nak.
Maybe I can even save some money.
So ok Lah… Smoking it is. I’ll Quit smoking. Come 31 st December, I will not smoke anymore. So if any of you see me smoking, walk up to me and give me a “you bad boy!” face. One caveat though, I think cigar still ok lah right. Cannot go so cold turkey at one go mah.
But quitting must have strategy one mah. My mouth and fingers will have all these extra free time. So what to do with them? More cursing and ‘up yours!’? I think I’ll probably do what most ppl do, eat more sweets lah. Anyone got any suggestion on what sweet is good ah? I oredi becoming numb of that black hacks sweet oredi. BTW, please also make your suggestion sugar free one. This year dental bill already bought my dentist’s kid a new camera phone (plus accessories). But what the heck lah. I baru remember that I don’t smoke one lah. so how can I quit if I have not started? So like this can consider already accomplish my new year resolution ah? I think can lah. good lah. new year resolution completed and done deal oredi. Can coast through the year with no pressure to accomplish anything.
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